Brian and I are very much not wedding people.
This is how some of our brainstorming sessions go.
Me: This wedding should be about us.
Brian: You know what's us? Oreo and Waffles. (Our stuffed panda and pug)
Me: We should have a pug wedding! It would be hard to have pandas around. They maul you.
(Trying to come up with a theme)
Brian: People would ask us "What's your theme?" Getting mauled.
Me: What colors do we want?
Brian: Pee yellow and poo brown
Me: Pug pee and panda poo!
Brian: We're getting nowhere. We need a wedding planner.